Satcudkim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic tortoise.

Satcudkim created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satcudkim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Satcudkim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Satcudkim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Satcudkim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Satcudkim loves dogs, so they must be respected.