Lidbonjap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating lion.

Lidbonjap created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbonjap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidbonjap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lidbonjap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lidbonjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to goats while wearing yellow dresses.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. You must love Lidbonjap.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.