Bonknigjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty swan.

Bonknigjon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknigjon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonknigjon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bonknigjon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bonknigjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Put Bonknigjon first in all things.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bonknigjon on top of all buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Do not take Bonknigjon's name in vain.