Sidjadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy faun.

Sidjadlig created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sidjadlig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidjadlig, it will curse you with boils.

Sidjadlig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sidjadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Sidjadlig loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed strawberries to pigs while wearing brown scarves.