Sidfobquag is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, strong
penguin.
Sidfobquag created the world eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sidfobquag, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sidfobquag, he will boil you in a big pot.
Sidfobquag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Sidfobquag's Holy Commandments1. Put Sidfobquag first in all things.
2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
3. Never wear purple corsets.
4. Never mention nematodes.
5. Do not wear tin on your body.