Ingloopgar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless mouse.

Ingloopgar created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ingloopgar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingloopgar, he will strike you with lightening.

Ingloopgar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ingloopgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing red kilts.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Ingloopgar's priests.