Ligbastfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, proud gerbil.

Ligbastfeb created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbastfeb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligbastfeb, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ligbastfeb's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ligbastfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Ligbastfeb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligbastfeb.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never talk about dark energy.