Dibvadhat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating dragon.

Dibvadhat created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibvadhat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibvadhat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dibvadhat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dibvadhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not sit in public.