Venhatbot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring skunk.

Venhatbot created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Venhatbot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Venhatbot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Venhatbot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Venhatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.