Spagqueegdub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical whale.

Spagqueegdub created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Spagqueegdub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Spagqueegdub, it will turn you into a tree.

Spagqueegdub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Spagqueegdub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagqueegdub.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Spagqueegdub in the centre of the settlement.