Rulditnurlfatvab Xenfodgumruttfenruttkem Fobbodrip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying hamster.

Rulditnurlfatvab Xenfodgumruttfenruttkem Fobbodrip created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulditnurlfatvab Xenfodgumruttfenruttkem Fobbodrip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulditnurlfatvab Xenfodgumruttfenruttkem Fobbodrip, he will laugh at you.

Rulditnurlfatvab Xenfodgumruttfenruttkem Fobbodrip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rulditnurlfatvab Xenfodgumruttfenruttkem Fobbodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help sick moths.