Arntaffat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless otter.

Arntaffat created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arntaffat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arntaffat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arntaffat's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Arntaffat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Arntaffat.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to rats while wearing white ear rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arntaffat.