Podnabcum is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, stupid hydra.

Podnabcum created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Podnabcum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podnabcum, he will torture you forever.

Podnabcum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Podnabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never run in holy places.