Ligdunhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful dove.

Ligdunhun created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligdunhun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ligdunhun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ligdunhun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ligdunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sprint in holy places.