Wadsitban is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate snail.

Wadsitban created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wadsitban, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wadsitban, it will be mildly annoyed.

Wadsitban's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wadsitban's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wadsitban first in all things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about optics.