Libdavbus is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful human.

Libdavbus created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libdavbus, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libdavbus, she will turn you into a rat.

Libdavbus' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Libdavbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Libdavbus loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention rats.