Natfumhan Witbossog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic duck.

Natfumhan Witbossog created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natfumhan Witbossog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natfumhan Witbossog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Natfumhan Witbossog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Natfumhan Witbossog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Natfumhan Witbossog's name in vain.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Natfumhan Witbossog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not skip in public.