Dinartflag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful camel.

Dinartflag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinartflag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dinartflag, she will torture you forever.

Dinartflag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dinartflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dinartflag.

5. Never paint your feet white.