Dinartflag is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful
camel.
Dinartflag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dinartflag, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Dinartflag, she will torture you forever.
Dinartflag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Dinartflag's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.
2. Never think about comets.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dinartflag.
5. Never paint your feet white.