Kinyogbomlim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, uncaring seal.

Kinyogbomlim created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Kinyogbomlim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kinyogbomlim, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kinyogbomlim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kinyogbomlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.