Lanvidbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm skunk.

Lanvidbog created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Lanvidbog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lanvidbog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lanvidbog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Lanvidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.