Titwodwot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast centipede.

Titwodwot created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Titwodwot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Titwodwot, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Titwodwot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Titwodwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not take Titwodwot's name in vain.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.