Tagjonbass is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful cat.

Tagjonbass created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagjonbass, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tagjonbass, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tagjonbass' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tagjonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.