Konparkdav is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong camel.

Konparkdav created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konparkdav, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konparkdav, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Konparkdav's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Konparkdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. You must pray to Konparkdav eight times a day.