Wegmapdinxemcip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered otter.

Wegmapdinxemcip created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegmapdinxemcip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wegmapdinxemcip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wegmapdinxemcip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wegmapdinxemcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Wegmapdinxemcip on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear pink ear rings.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.