Gigontciblaklarpshavzan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful frog.

Gigontciblaklarpshavzan created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigontciblaklarpshavzan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigontciblaklarpshavzan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gigontciblaklarpshavzan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gigontciblaklarpshavzan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigontciblaklarpshavzan.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.