Metzanmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish cobra.

Metzanmat created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metzanmat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Metzanmat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Metzanmat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Metzanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed limes to mice while wearing green skirts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.