Farndadfemnill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic ferret.

Farndadfemnill created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndadfemnill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farndadfemnill, it will think nothing of it.

Farndadfemnill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Farndadfemnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not covet oxen.