Danflabfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet snake.

Danflabfeb created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danflabfeb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Danflabfeb, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Danflabfeb's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Danflabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Danflabfeb in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear green trousers.