Stragpakgut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able hummingbird.

Stragpakgut created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragpakgut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stragpakgut, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stragpakgut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stragpakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Retreat if seven birds approach from the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.