Fedflaptof is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty snake.

Fedflaptof created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedflaptof, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedflaptof, it will turn you into a plant.

Fedflaptof's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fedflaptof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Fedflaptof first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.