Wonjenfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest capybara.

Wonjenfoss created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wonjenfoss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wonjenfoss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wonjenfoss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wonjenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Wonjenfoss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never leap near tortoises.