Minjonkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair spider.

Minjonkim created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minjonkim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Minjonkim, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Minjonkim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Minjonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Minjonkim loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed aubergines to eagles while wearing black hats.