Mutparkrotsisquillboggat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Mutparkrotsisquillboggat created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutparkrotsisquillboggat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mutparkrotsisquillboggat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mutparkrotsisquillboggat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mutparkrotsisquillboggat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.