Babboppib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent yak.

Babboppib created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Babboppib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babboppib, she will refuse to believe in you.

Babboppib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Babboppib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.