Gubfudflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy dove.

Gubfudflig created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfudflig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubfudflig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gubfudflig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gubfudflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt sharks.