Arnsascub is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient
whale.
Arnsascub created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Arnsascub, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Arnsascub, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Arnsascub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Arnsascub's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never talk about frogs.
3. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing skirts.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnsascub.