Hasflanbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured dingo.

Hasflanbarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasflanbarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hasflanbarn, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hasflanbarn's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hasflanbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.