Dagominneg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart snake.

Dagominneg created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagominneg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagominneg, he will not invite you to parties.

Dagominneg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dagominneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not keep four dogs in a large pit.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near seals while wearing turquoise shorts.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.