Xuckquatgam Dograwbun Dantitrot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent manatee.

Xuckquatgam Dograwbun Dantitrot created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckquatgam Dograwbun Dantitrot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xuckquatgam Dograwbun Dantitrot, he will remove you from existence.

Xuckquatgam Dograwbun Dantitrot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Xuckquatgam Dograwbun Dantitrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear brown.