Badvonbell Bummatmeg Gathakcidxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful pigeon.

Badvonbell Bummatmeg Gathakcidxin created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Badvonbell Bummatmeg Gathakcidxin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badvonbell Bummatmeg Gathakcidxin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Badvonbell Bummatmeg Gathakcidxin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Badvonbell Bummatmeg Gathakcidxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.