Nibnulfas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody shark.

Nibnulfas created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnulfas, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibnulfas, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nibnulfas' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nibnulfas' Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.