Kapfemhug is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate raccoon.

Kapfemhug created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kapfemhug, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kapfemhug, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kapfemhug's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kapfemhug's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kapfemhug on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kapfemhug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Kapfemhug on top of important buildings.