Voghigtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm zebra.

Voghigtarg created light two years ago.

If you believe in Voghigtarg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Voghigtarg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Voghigtarg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Voghigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt goats.