Tiglimyam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tiglimyam created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiglimyam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiglimyam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tiglimyam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tiglimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never feed grapes to aardvarks while wearing kilts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.