Cimbossbop Begsancin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witty penguin.

Cimbossbop Begsancin created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimbossbop Begsancin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimbossbop Begsancin, it will come to you in dreams.

Cimbossbop Begsancin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cimbossbop Begsancin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the west.

5. Never go into gray rooms.