Bifpigvil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful duck.

Bifpigvil created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifpigvil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bifpigvil, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bifpigvil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bifpigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bifpigvil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Bifpigvil loves cats, so they must be respected.