Narlmablit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent bear.

Narlmablit created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlmablit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlmablit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narlmablit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Narlmablit's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Narlmablit.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.