Rakfumsid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering seal.

Rakfumsid created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakfumsid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rakfumsid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rakfumsid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rakfumsid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Never sprint near dolphins.