Bammatced Fenbepjip Ominteenfitsidjipkomzak is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody chicken.

Bammatced Fenbepjip Ominteenfitsidjipkomzak created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Bammatced Fenbepjip Ominteenfitsidjipkomzak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bammatced Fenbepjip Ominteenfitsidjipkomzak, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bammatced Fenbepjip Ominteenfitsidjipkomzak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bammatced Fenbepjip Ominteenfitsidjipkomzak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bammatced Fenbepjip Ominteenfitsidjipkomzak five times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.