Cudflamfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable bat.

Cudflamfet created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cudflamfet, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudflamfet, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cudflamfet's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cudflamfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cudflamfet's name in vain.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cudflamfet on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.